Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
