Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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