She said her name was "party"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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