I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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