THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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