Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
