No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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