ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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