kristin has been a bad kristin
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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