please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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