How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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