i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Randomize
