: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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