It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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