Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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