what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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