You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Rumble strips road head = magical
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
