The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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