Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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