Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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