Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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