i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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