I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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