You're so nebulous sometimes
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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