Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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