i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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