Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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