At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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