i can't believe i had my finger in that
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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