Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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