you traded sex for a burrito?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We had sex on a dog bed..
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
All the doctor said was why
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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