So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Two words: nipple clamps
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