oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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