just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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