North Korea, Best Korea!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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