fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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