Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Randomize