therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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