yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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