i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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