You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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