Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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