they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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