She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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