Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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