I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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