So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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