what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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