Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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