Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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