Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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