with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
operation have a gay friend backfired
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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