the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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